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if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
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When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.
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so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
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