fuck-me-youre-british:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

please tell me you’re atleast casually fucking now

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queen-of-the-osworld:

sollux-ampora:

sollux-ampora:

what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it

Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding 

Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.

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twit-twat:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

this looks like the opening to thrift shop

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